Inspired by seeing this request for photos of the spookiest house on the block, I thought of ways a suburban house could be spooky all year round. And by spooky I mean a threat to property values in the eyes of the neighbors. Here are some ways:

-Don’t maintain the lawn and front yard. Long grass. Large weeds. Overgrown bushes. The backyard is more hidden so it might escape scrutiny. The front yard will be seen by everyone driving or walking by.
-Paint the house a bright and/or unusual color. Be way out of the ordinary in the color palette. Stand out. High contrast between the main color and the trim. Make people take notice.
-Leave the trash and recycling cans in a very visible location. Don’t put them away or screen them from public view. Remind everyone that the house generates refuse and recycling.
-Have holiday decorations up and on all year round. It is fun at the holiday season but keep the Christmas or Thanksgiving or Halloween or July 4th or big game decor up all the time. Have those red and green lights twinkling in late April.
-Park an unattractive vehicle or one clearly needing repair in the driveway for a long time. Let it sit without any positive changes.
I have seen some macabre Halloween yard scenes but these examples above might bother residents more. They are partly why so many Americans are willing to live in neighborhoods with HOA’s. Let a quasi-governmental body regulate these matters. Determine the exterior colors, make sure garbage cans are put away, have guidelines about landscaping, decorations, and driveways. Or some of these might fall under local ordinances, such as the height of the grass before it will be cut by a municipality with the bill going to the property owner.
Could such a scene I described above win a spooky Halloween house competition? Probably not as people like their Halloween decorations. But ask American homeowners what they would truly consider spooky and I suspect the answers would go beyond Halloween.









